theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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It  h u r t s  to say goodbye

Oh god, he was my light.

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wellcometothedarkside:

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Well, crisis averted.

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all american family dinner

  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

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@emwatson: Daddy, Alex and Emma Watson. ‘Two of my #HeforShe ‘s’. / old picture of Emma Watson with her father and little brother!

@emwatson: Daddy, Alex and Emma Watson. ‘Two of my #HeforShe ‘s’. / old picture of Emma Watson with her father and little brother!

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2006/2014

They grew up great

goodbye

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